Whatever. My thumb is double jointed. Can you do that?
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Magic Juan
Witness the magical powers of genuine 10K plated gold turning green. It ain't easy for a pimp.
Friday, July 11, 2008
T or G?
Now, is this a tranny or a granny. The package indicates tranny but the demeanor indicates the latter. Can we make up a new word, "Tigranny" or should we just stick to the old standby "freak". Either way, the camel toe made me horf.
Alien
OK, I know I'm supposed to know who this "celebrity" is, but I don't and I don't really care. What intrigues me is the idea of an alien task force infiltrating Hollywood movies and brainwashing Americans. Are those lips human? See, see, it is a plot!!!! Honey, where's my tinfoil???
Mysty
Simply so tacky; I'm not sure what to say. There is so much wrong with this picture that I don't know where to begin. I am completely mystified and dumbfounded. I can not look away. How much for a hand job?
Chubby and the Chocolate Factory
Is it me or is there something particularly disturbing about a big fat lady advertising her chocolate factory? No thanks.
Sweet Little Lost Pixie
Darling little pixie got lost at the mall. Who will help her find her way out of the wilderness?
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
An Artist, a Business Man, and a Farmer
An artist is someone who produces things that people don't need to have but that he - for some reason - thinks it would be a good idea to give them. - Andy Warhol
Blue Ribbon Winner!
Sure fire way to win the 4-H blue ribbon at the county fair, grow the biggest parsnip!
Faster Pussy Cat!
I said Faster Pussy Cat!! Get the fuck away from me. I don't want anyone to see us together. Gawd!!
Monday, July 7, 2008
Still Crazy After All These Years
Knights of the Round Table Reunion Tour 08'. Coming to a Faire near you.
Friday, July 4, 2008
Papa Smurf's 4th of July treat
My neighbors drinking in the back yard and setting off 500 cheezy bottle rockets has put me in a mood. So I salute you People of America. This is your day to be proud!
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Mitch Tries and Tries to Kill Stuff But It Never Works Out
It's Okay Mitch; we aren't all natural born killers.
Mitch Kills Stuff and Puts It's Head in a Hefty Bag
Keeping dead heads in your garage is pure class. Miss Manners told me so.
Mitch Kills Stuff
What you are looking at, my friends, is a Bad Ass. Protecting his momma from big, mean turkeys.
Mitch Pretends to Kill Stuff
Won sixth place in the Chapman County Fencing Tournament of 1972, hasn't put his epee down since.
Monday, June 30, 2008
Saturday, June 28, 2008
Australian Swim Team
We are so screwed. Our secret weapon is the Speedo LZR Racer. Their secret weapon - LZR Vision.
Cheerios must be so proud.
Her girlfriend is going to have the sad revelation that she really wants dick after all.
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Hock
I'm sorry dude, but that ain't anything to be proud of. Just put a snout on your arm and you're a winner in the livestock division
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