"No honey, those elf ears don't make you look fat."
Inner thought: I never realized how much you look like a rabbit. Shit, you look really fucking wierd. How am I going to get the burned image of my wife - the crazy ass elf rabbit face - out of my head? How am I going to fuck this bitch later? Well, I am holding a foam and electrical tape sword. I will use that. She will never know the difference.
"We are going to beat the shit out of those dwarfs. Smarmy bastards."
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